The 'No Socks' Christmas Stocking. One in a range to appease picky recipients.
Look, Santa's got about 256,7893440 stockings to fill this year, so help the guy out with a bit of gentle clarification. As it says on the label, 'TIS BETTER TO GIVE (clear instructions) THAN TO RECEIVE (stuff you dont want.)
A giggle of a gift for any fusspot not prepared to embrace the cliché's of Christmas.