The Key To Success Tea Towel
by Twisted Twee Homewares£15
The Key To Success Tea Towel (or banner) displays a message to demotivate you at the office or at home.
Delivery to selected countries only
Product description
The Key To Success Tea Towel (or banner) displays a message to demotivate you at the office or at home.
A bit of a must for anyone tired of proclamations of optimism and self belief. The type reads:
"The key to greater success and increased self-esteem is to keep driving down standards"
Printed in a cross-stitched font so you could spend time turning this cheerless bulletin into an embroidery.
We can write gift messages on request.
Variations
Other deflating messages in this series are:
IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY
Overview
Made in Britain
Dimensions
75 x 50cm
Made from
The De-motivational tea towels are made from 100% unbleached cotton, are hemmed on all four sides and come with a hanging loop.
We offer a totally no-quibble policy on refunds or swaps on all unpersonalised items. We appreciate there is nothing more deflating than receiving a gift you are not totally delighted by. So if you are in any way underwhelmed please let us know so we can make amends swiftly and satisfyingly.
Product code
270776
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Overall product rating
4.5 out of 5
Delivery to selected countries only
Delivery info
Although we make every effort to ensure that products are sent out within 2-5 days of the order being placed, all delivery dates provided for non-express orders are estimated and not guaranteed. If a guaranteed service is needed, then we recommend using special, and next day delivery. Otherwise our orders go out with 1st class royal mail and although they usually deliver within two days, at this time of year delays can occur which are quite beyond our control. We would please ask that you bear this in mind when ordering and are aware that delivery dates provided by the NOTHS website are an approximation. Having said that, most orders are dispatched quickly and arrive promptly.
Returns
You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Please note: goods that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.
