The Key To Success Tea Towel

The Key To Success Tea Towel (or banner) displays a message to demotivate you at the office or at home.

A bit of a must for anyone tired of proclamations of optimism and self belief. The type reads:

"The key to greater success and increased self-esteem is to keep driving down standards"

Printed in a cross-stitched font so you could spend time turning this cheerless bulletin into an embroidery.

We can write gift messages on request.

Other deflating messages in this series are:

IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY