Personalised Pet Translation Christmas Card

A world break through!

Now pets can say "merry christmas" (or other message) with our exclusive ability to translate their woofs, meows or squeaks into English!

After many years of painstaking research, general fiddling about and jiggery pokery - we have developed a special "usb thingy box" which does all manor of animal translations.

From the blurrrrp of a goldfish to the woof of a Spaniel, we ensure your message is understood and appreciated in plain english

A handmade card to celebrate your owners christmas - surprise your owner with a lovely high quality card.