They love guitars. People? Not so much.
This is the shirt they didn’t know they needed — brutally honest, dryly funny, and just antisocial enough to hit the sweet spot.
Available in a text only or scratch plate version
Whether you're buying for a guitarist who's musically obsessed and socially selective, or wearing it yourself to dodge small talk, this shirt does the talking for you.
It’s not just a gift. It’s a personality, printed in 100% organic cotton.
• Not something you’ll find in a high street music shop• Individually printed in the UK with a lush, hand-soft feel• Sizes 3XL–5XL available by special order (allow 2 extra days)• Ships in 3–5 working days
Witty, wearable, and guaranteed to spark that “Where did you get that?” moment.Whether you’re gifting it or claiming it, this funny guitar shirt hits all the right notes.
Available in Small (36/38"), Medium (38/40"), Large (41/43"), XL (43/45"), 2XL (46/47") 3XL (48/50") 4XL (51/54") 5XL (55/58")
Please note that sizes 3XL, 4XL & 5XL are to special order. Please add an extra 2 days for delivery