Description
Botany, not lobotomy. This eco-friendly tote bag is perfect for plant lovers with a dark sense of humor—because houseplants are way cheaper than therapy.Some people turn to therapy, others just keep buying houseplants. The "Botany, Not Lobotomy" tote bag is made for plant enthusiasts, goth gardeners, and anyone who finds peace in greenery (or at least tries). Featuring a hand-drawn botanical skull design, this tote is equal parts quirky and practical.
With a 10-litre capacity, it’s roomy enough for books, groceries, or your latest plant shop haul. Printed with eco-friendly inks, the design stays bold without harming the planet. Whether you’re stocking up on succulents or buying snacks, this tote has you covered.
Made from
100% certified organic cotton canvas (340gsm) – thick, durable, and sustainable
Printed with water-based, non-toxic inks – no cracking, peeling, or harmful chemicals
Ethically produced & vegan-friendly – because sustainability matters
Care instructions:
Spot clean or cold wash by hand for longevity
Air dry to maintain print and fabric quality
Avoid tumble drying for best results
Dimensions
Carry/shoulder straps: 67cm long – comfortable for all-day wear
Capacity: 10 litres – spacious enough for books, shopping, or emotional support plants
Dimensions: 42 x 38 cm – the perfect size for everyday use
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