New Baby Shower Gift

by shmuncki

£15$26.7917.37$20.33
  • PRODUCT DETAILS

    • made in britain
    • gift wrapping available

    A funny, heartfelt Baby poem, a perfect new baby shower gift for a new arrival, new parent or baby shower.

    Our funny A Guide to Babies baby poem print, is a lighthearted look at the realities of life with a new baby!

    It features all the elements that are really part of parenthood!

    Written by Helen Walters for shmuncki, this new baby gift print will make a fun gift for a new arrival, baby shower, christening or naming ceremony. It also makes a lovely accessory to the Nursery with our beautiful bunny rabbit illustration in green or light purple.

    Poem reads:

    A Guide to Babies

    THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS, A CONSTANT TRUTH,

    THEY'LL CRY, THEY'LL SLEEP, THEY'LL CUT FIRST TOOTH.

    AND SLEEP WILL COME, A GENTLE SNORE,

    AND WAKE ON INSTANT CLOSE OF DOOR.

    NO TIME TO PRIMP, NO TIME TO GROOM,

    OR LEAVE THE HOUSE BEFORE IT'S NOON.

    AND SO MUCH STUFF, FOR ONE SO SMALL,

    DO THEY REALLY NEED IT ALL?

    TO GO, NOT REALLY VERY FAR,

    YOU'RE GONG TO NEED A BIGGER CAR.

    AND DON'T TAKE HEART AT BABY GROUP,

    THEY CAN BE A WARY TROUPE,

    YOU'LL ALWAYS FND ONE WISER, OLDER,

    SHE'LL STILL HAVE MILK STAINS DOWN HER SHOULDER.

    ROMANTIC THOUGHTS INSIDE HIS HEAD,

    WHILE YOU WILL DREAM OF REST AND BED,

    BUT WHO NEEDS SLEEP, A DISTANT FRIEND,

    THEY'LL LEARN TO SLUMBER IN THE END.

    AND WHEN THEY DO, GREAT JOY! AND THEN,

    AT 18 IT STARTS AGAIN.

    BUT SOON THOSE DAYS WILL START TO FADE,

    WITH ALL THE WORK THAT'S GONE UNPAID,

    FOR ALL THE WORLD IS WORTH ONE SMILE,

    AND ALL THE CHORES WILL SEEM WORTHWHILE.

    ONE THOUGHT HOLDS FAST, ABOVE ALL OTHER,

    NO BETTER JOB, THAN BEING A MOTHER.

    made from:

    The baby print comes in grey with a white font and there is a choice of colours: Green or Purple Bunnies!

    If you would like to add a new arrival birth card we now have matching designs! - Please choose a design from the drop down menu, if you let us know your personalised message - we will add it to the card for you.

    The print is unframed and is digitally printed on Callisto soft white acid free 300gsm paper and comes wrapped in cellophane and posted in a sturdy board backed envelope.

    Prints are A4 and printed to fit most readily available A4 frames.

    If you would to add frame to your baby print, please choose your choice of frame colour from the drop down menu, these come in white, black or a wood effect finish and are standard A4 frames.

    Delivery Zones outside mainland UK - Please note we do not despatch framed prints outside of mainland UK.

    They come in a standard frame with a stand or fixed back hook for hanging.

    We have chosen to use 3mm thick perspex for the front covering which is indistinguishable from glass but ensures the durability of your print. If you would prefer glass, please let us know.

    Frames are packaged in bubble wrap for safe delivery in a sturdy wraparound box.

    Please note delivery times for framed prints can take upto 5 days.

    Prints and frames are all Made in Britain.

    Please do not reproduce without the written permisson of the author.

    dimensions:

    The unframed print measures:

    21cm x 30cm (A4)

    The framed print measures:

    24cm x 33cm

    product code:

    622857

  • DELIVERY

  • This product is dispatched to you by shmuncki.

  • RETURNS

  • You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

    Please note: goods that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.

    Read more about our returns policy.

    Should you choose to return or exchange your order you will need to deliver the item(s) to the UK, where this seller is based.

    shmuncki's return policy

    Please see notonthehighstreet.com's returns policy.

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