Father Or Mother Humourous Science Card

by Newton and the Apple

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  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly

Funny Father's or Mother's day card with periodic table chemistry elements and witty science description. Also make unique birthday cards for Mum or Dad.

You can choose the Mother card for your bright and rosy Mum on Mother's day, or the Father card for a uniquely scientific father's day card inspired by chemically gaseous Dads everywhere.

The word on the front of the card is depicted in chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Underneath the chemical symbols, there is a short scientific description of the type of person named above. This description is composed of actual features of the elements used in the making of the word above.

For example:

Mother is described as 'essential for plant growth' which is a property of Molybdenum (Mo), 'high in energy' (Thorium, Th), and 'soft, rare, bright and turns rosy in the sun' (Erbium, Er).

Funnily enough, the elements that compose the word Father were mostly gaseous, so this description is focused on those features for the humour.

The Mother and Father cards have been designed especially for Mother and Father's days but would actually be great to give to parents on birthdays too.

made from:

Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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