“Smells Like The Tears of My Golf Opponents” - a bold, tongue-in-cheek candle for golfers who don’t just play… they dominate.
Slogan: “Smells Like The Tears of My Golf Opponents” - a bold, tongue-in-cheek candle for golfers who don’t just play… they dominate. Equal parts confidence and comedy.
Scent Profile – Wildwood: A warm, grounding blend of sandalwood with hints of cedar, amber, and dry spice — woody, masculine, and effortlessly outdoorsy.
Burn Time: Approx. 35 hours of of rich, comforting fragrance.
Wax Type: Made with natural plant-based wax for a clean, even burn — no toxins, just kindness and calm.
Candle Size: 9.2cm (H) x 7cm (W) — perfect for desks, shelves, man caves, or bedside tables.
Lid Detail: Features a laser-engraved cork lid, keeps your candle fresh while adding a charming rustic touch.
Gift-Ready Packaging: Comes in a kraft gift box, no wrapping required, just hand it over and enjoy the reaction.
Perfect Gift For: Golfers with a sense of humour, competitive friends, dads, partners, teammates, or colleagues. Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or cheeky golf-day gifts.
Dimensions | Height: 9.2cm x Width: 7cm x Depth: 7cm (170g)
Designed in Cornwall | From The Cousin Jack collection by CGB Giftware | Item No: GB09962
