Close To Christmas Birthday Card

by Zoe Brennan

46 customer reviews(46)


  • made in britain

A funny birthday card for those who have to put up with dreaded combo-pressies!

I'm a January baby and I still have to deal with the repercussions of combination Christmas / birthday presents so my heart really goes out to those born in December! Make light of their situation while at their combo birthday party with turkey instead of birthday cake.

"Sorry you were born really close to Christmas & so get less presents than everyone else"

NB For those who prefer to be grammatically correct; A lot of market research goes into each card to get them just right and my focus groups all felt that "fewer" was too cumbersome. However, I do completely understand your frustration as I realise they are actually two completely different words! It's fascinating how the English language works isn't it? Consider this card to be more colloquial than perfect English and please don't shoot the messenger!

You'll be glad to know a grammatically correct version is also available, just check out the rest of our cards with the 'see seller's complete range' link.

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All cards are made from FSC accredited card so you don't need to feel guilty about the trees!

Printed in the uk and supplied in a sealed cello bag with a brown kraft envelope.

Blank inside for your own personal message.


Card measures 13.5cm x 13.5cm

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