A brutally honest anniversary card for couples who thrive on sarcasm. Perfect for partners you genuinely love, but would never, ever admit it properly.
Celebrate your time together with a card that says what you’re both thinking. With bold orange text declaring “I Hate You the Least”, this design is ideal for couples who show affection through eye-rolls and low-grade mockery. Great for relationships built on banter, long-term love and low emotional availability.
Variations
• Send to Me – Blank inside with a recycled kraft envelope, ready for your lovingly snarky message. • Send Direct – Add your personalised message and we’ll print it inside and post it straight to your partner. Great for last-minute anniversary laughs.
Made from
300gsm Old Mill Bianco card (uncoated, lightly textured, FSC-certified) 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope (diamond flap) Blank inside unless message is added Packaged in board-backed envelope All materials FSC-certified and recyclable
Dimensions
Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1528164
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