My Favourite Taxi Driver Funny Father's Day Card

The words our poor old dads hear the most are not 'Happy Father's Day', but 'lend us a tenner' and 'can I have a lift?'

Meanwhile, the phrases most uttered by dads are: "You treat this place like a hotel", "I'm not made of money" and "You treat me like a taxi driver".

If your dad has ever felt like a black cab driver, this card should make him smile.

Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design features a graphic of a car, with the caption 'Happy Father's Day To My Favourite Taxi Driver'.

This quirky Father's Day card comes with an attractive brown ribbed envelope.

Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to try to cut out plastic card wrappers - we have a few pre-packed cards to get through, but our aim is to no longer send out any cards with a cellophane wrapper. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

An original design by Paper Plane.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.