A Guide To Dad Noises Card

A Guide To Dad Noises Card

Paper Plane



Looking for a funny dad birthday card that sums up your old man? Look no further than this.

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Looking for a funny dad birthday card that sums up your old man? Look no further than this.

Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world in this funny dad birthday card.

For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt' means "I've had me dinner"? or that 'Hhhhyyeeeeuuuurrr' means 'I'm getting up from the sofa'?

We also found a noise, similar to 'Phwoooaaarrrrr' which means 'Holly Willougby's on the telly', but we don't want to encourage that sort of thing...

Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this is perfect for Father's Day or birthdays.

This quirky birthday card comes with an attractive brown ribbed envelope.


Dad birthday card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to try to cut out plastic card wrappers - we have a few pre-packed cards to get through, but our aim is to no longer send out any cards with a cellophane wrapper. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

An original design by Paper Plane.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.


  • Made in Britain
  • Personalisation available


Card: H148 x W148mm. Envelope: H155 x W155mm

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Square dad birthday card card printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card.

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