Funny Tote Bag For Middle Age Women

For women who bring Girl Power energy but need a sit down after dancing, this tote gets it. With our funny phrase emblazoned on a natural cotton shopper, it’s a humorous nod to middle-aged women with attitude and a dodgy joint or two.

Made from strong natural cotton and built to carry the big shop or your everyday essentials, this shopper is functional without being boring. The long handles fit easily over your shoulder, and the durable finish means it's ready for whatever the day throws at you - creaky knees and all.

Whether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to the person who’s always got the best stories (and maybe a few aches), it’s a fun, feel-good bag for every day.