A scrumptious and funny birthday present with a tongue-in-cheek kick in the teeth.
This unique box of birthday chocolates are a great way of treating someone on their special day... just maybe stand back a little until you're sure they have sense of humour enough!
The hand made chunky chocolate hearts bear one of each of the following messages: Greys matter; Sorry you got old; Cake is the answer; Keep on keeping on; Never been older; Happy booze & cake day; Not bad (for your age); and Older and wider.
Our Obnoxiuos Chocs are made with delicious, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate and the details on each of the chocolates is added using small amounts of coloured cocoa butter.
Your chocolates will arrive carefully packed into a high quality gift box hand stamped with an 'Obnoxious Chocs' motif. We can add a gift wrap, tag andor a greetings card to your order - you can see what we offer in the photographs. Please choose what you would like from the drop down box when ordering and don't forget to add your message into the box provided if you would like us to hand write it on for you.
All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fairtrade Belgian chocolate.
Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.
Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
Milk chocolate: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soy lecithin (E322), flavouring: natural vanilla (Cocoa solids 33.6% minimum).
Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104
Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximatey 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.