• FILLED WITH POMP & PALAVAR: Nothing says 'happy birthday, peasant' like a sarcastic royal figure grandly acknowledging their day via an unofficial decree
• ROYALLY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY CARD: Open this daft, joke b'day card & a majestic king delivers a plummy, self-important address backed by our national tune & the enthusiasm of a man whose tea's gone cold
• BOWS & BOOGIES: A hilarious birthday surprise awaits inside thanks to multiple built-in moving parts. His excellency chucks all protocol out the palace window, raving & waving to the adoring public
• LIGHTS UP A ROOM (literally & figuratively): x24 lights blaze into life on opening, because no knees-up is complete if you're not totally lit
• PROPERLY POSH: Premium textured card (the same luxe, weighty stock an actual palace uses) with gold hot-foil detailing. No flimsy corner-shop nonsense here, this card looks & feels genuinely regal... until they open it
• ROYAL-SIZED REACTION: Lights, sound & movement automatically perform on opening - this is no 'thanks & bin' card! Best for your king or queen as this unique & original b'day card makes your favourite person feel like royalty (briefly)
• DROP THE STIFF-UPPER-LIP: Look, they probably won't make it to 100 for that official card, so here's the next best birthday card. Make your fun birthday card one for the history books & let the celebrations officially commence!
