Plunge loved ones head-first into eternal darkness, then scream, shake & flash them with this hilarious birthday card!
SUNNY DISPOSITION: This joke birthday card's all classic sunshiny b'day cheer until opened, then it instantly reminds loved ones that you're not a normal card gifter...
SCREAM INTO THE VOID: Crack this cheeky b'day card open & our happy little sun unleashes loud, unhinged, blood-curdling screams. Is it celebrating? Is it terrified of ageing? Nobody knows, but getting older is a perfectly reasonable thing to howl about if you ask us
SHAKES WITH EXISTENTIAL DREAD: A moving, 3D part sends the big grin into a blind, tooth-chattering panic
LIGHTS UP THE ABYSS: Two glowing eyes flicker to life staring out from the pitch black, providing possibly the only light left at the end of their tunnel
UNIQUE & ENTERTAINING B'DAY CARD: The punchline they won't see coming is (thoughtfully) provided on quality, thick card. Making this cheerful little existential crisis so premium it may outlive its recipient
DELIGHTFULLY GRIM: Screaming, rattling teeth & glowing eyes automatically kick off at once ensuring the recipient jumps, gasps & genuinely laughs at your ridiculously sarcastic b'day card
CELEBRATE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN: The joy this funny birthday card brings is gloriously contagious - enjoy watching it be shared around the room
