Dad You Rock, Slowly! Funny Card For Fathers That Literally Rocks And Screams

ONCE HE ROCKED THE CRADLE - Now he rocks himself, muttering about when you drew on walls with jam. Dad deserves a cheeky card for him that’s as mildly possessed as his off-the-wall child (sorry). It's the best & funniest card for Dads and, at least now you're now writing on FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper...

A 'ROCKING' TRIBUTE: For the best Father who helped bring you into this world & now wants to take you out with the bins. This hilarious card for him literally moves & screams via an in-built battery & speaker. Dad doesn't need peace & quiet! This jiggling joker card delivers your message loud & clear: Dad. Rocks!

JOYFUL MASTERPIECE: This joke card for Dad hits like lukewarm coffee & backhanded compliments! Boyed with the power of sarcasm & questionable electronics. Twitching like Dad's eye at your sports games & laughing like sleep deprivation

A truly silly card for Fathers - performs automatically on opening!

Made with premium, high gsm paper stock

Includes an built-in speaker, battery & automatic, moving parts

Includes thick, coloured envelope

Large A5 size when folded

Gift this loud, large, fun, novelty card to • Dad's who’ve been emotionally waterboarded by PlayDoh • Weird, wonderful & borderline unstable Fathers • Fans of sarcastic cards for Dads • Those who can't afford therapy • Exhausted new Fathers, seasoned pros, Grandads, Dad-adjacent or any Daddy who's unhinged from years of parenting!

Laugh-out-loud card for him (without throwing out his back) - it's the best card for men with mild emotional damage • Anyone looking for a fun card for Dad • A silly sense of humour • Those who enjoy gifting madness • Making your siblings look bad

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