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Personalised bar signs by Two Fat Blokes Bar Signs

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The Best Bar Signs On The Planet - Guaranteed!

Listen up, ladies & gents! Your humble abode, your sacred man cave, your glorious garden pub – it's not truly complete until it's properly christened. And how do you do that? With a proper sign, of course! Here at Two Fat Blokes, we don't just make signs; we craft legends. We’re talking about the best bar signs and pub signs on the planet, designed right here in Birmingham and guaranteed for five years against fading or peeling. That’s right, our signs have more staying power than your father-in-law after Sunday lunch.

Your Bar, Your Rules: Bespoke Bar Signs for Every Bloke

A man's bar is his castle. Whether you’re a king of the garden shed pub or a lord of the basement bar, you need a sign that marks your territory. We specialise in creating custom bar signs that tell your story. Forget flimsy, generic tat. You want something with character, something that screams 'you'. That's where our brilliant design service comes in.

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Reviews

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    "exactly what i was looking for and its great."
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  • "Incredible little company with top notch service. I have been dealing with Ashley who has been incredibly consultative, has taken my design brief onboard, produced a proof in under 12 hours and has had turnaround on manufacturing and shipping in just a few days. My bar sign is currently in transit, but I have no doubt that it will be high quality and exactly what I was hoping for. Cannot recommend Two Fat Blokes enough, and I'll definitely be using them again."
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    Diane C

  • "Just received my order from Two Fat Blokes - Bar Signs Emporium and I absolutely love them. Got the sign, Bar runners and coasters. Excellent communication and I would recommend to anyone. Great job guys can’t wait to put up once bar is built"
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    DJBrizey

  • "What can I say ! Totally and utterly blown away with my new bespoke sign for my upcoming home pub project From the start Ashley was fantastic, so helpful and patient with my request and questions ! Great communication and really prompt putting together a proof of the sign ( which reduced me to tears when I seen it ,, my late springer spaniel and my current babies all together ) ??????????Paddy Dexter and Dolly ?? The sign arrived very quickly after payment , the quality ,, wow it is absolutel"
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    Sharon H

Press Comments

"The UK Pub Shed of the Year competition was decided by a public vote and organised by Pub Shed Radio and pub signage company Two Fat Blokes."
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Nov 2021

BBC

"“To recognise the best of the best Pub Shed Radio & Two Fat Blokes are running a competition for back garden publicans to enter their bar for the converted title Pub Shed of The Year 2021 plus various other prizes for first, second and third places,” said organiser Ashley Turner. “With hundreds of entries the judges have selected their top three which is now open to public voting.”"
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Nov 2020

Dorset Echo

"Two Fat Blokes bar signs launched the competition due to the boom in back garden pubs during the pandemic."
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Dec 2021

The Mirror

"Father-of-three Paul Smith was "surprised but delighted" to take second place in the competition staged by The Two Fat Blokes Emporium "
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Dec 2021

Express & Star

Delivery

Shipping - We ship to all countries throughout the world using Evri/DHL/UPS/Royal Mail. You order will be shipped once we have made your order. Your order will be shipped in secure sealed packing. Any damages or shortages need to be reported within 14 days.

From order to shipping is typical to 5 to 8 days

UK Mainland including Northern Ireland -Free shipping

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Returns Address

19 Primrose Woods, Birmingham, West Midlands, B323RE, GB

Terms and Conditions

Two Fat Blokes print what you ask us to print, we will send you a proof before we make your sign for your approval.

Please provide your email and telephone number for shipping and artwork proof.

We print it as you type it so if you spelt it wrong then we assume that's what you wanted. So check what you've asked for before you press GO.

We're open minded but we may reject offensive or hateful text or images. If we do then we will refund your order.

We offer a five year warranty on the bar signs, They won't fade or peel or we will give you a replacement.

Bar Runners and coasters are classed as consumables, They have a 12 month warranty against manufacturing defects.

Twofb.com offers a no risk warranty - If when we have sent the print proof, you’ve had changes made and you don’t like what we have done we will give you a full and complete refund – No questions asked

Copyright - All artwork is the express property of Two Fat Blokes Bar Signs Emporium, if you want rights to the artwork then ask for transfer of ownership of the image rights. We will quote you for the ownership rights transfer. The artwork generated by TWOFB may not be used without the express permission in writing of TWOFB

We will change the layout to suit the shape and size of the sign with your text. If you prefer to see what it looks like before we make it then ask for a proof of print.

We try hard to achieve the same colours as seen on the screen images but some differences are inherent in the print process. This is particularly true for bar runners as the material they are printed on is a flock cloth which will change colours to some extent from the screen images.

By placing your order you agree to TWOFB terms and conditions.

The terms and conditions do not affect your statutory rights because legally it can't.

We try hard to make this site accurate and correct but we reserve the right to change terms and conditions or amend as we want.

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