Bint Christmas T Shirt For The Splendid Older Woman

by Twisted Twee



  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly
  • exclusive

Bint Christmas T Shirt For The Splendid Older Woman. Let's claim these joyless words and make them fabulous!

As modelled by the bounteously talented Christa Davis whose reputation and popularity as a devilishly clever clothing designer is both inspiring and intimidating.

To celebrate female seniority we’re reclaiming the rude and powerless words used to describe women of a certain age. Hag. Crone. Mutton. Harridan. Witch. Bag. Bint. (In fact, try to think of an appreciative or respectful word to describe older womankind. With our wealth of experience, wisdom and tenacity you’d have thought there might be one!) Men get to be Silver Foxes and Eligible Bachelors. We get MILF and that spitty, spiky word Spinster. So, for those of us who won’t be becoming invisible any time soon, this is a range of playful HRT Wear to celebrate Cronedom and mock the jargon that projects shame and worthlessness on to women after their forties.

Packed for free in a cotton gift bag, we are happy to hand write messages on V&A gift cards at no extra cost.

We love to see your photos so if you upload images of this t shirt please tag us @twistedtwee and hashtag #oldgirlpower and #happyhags.

We have larger sizes available and can also print onto long sleeved tops and sweatshirts.

We are also able to print onto your own clothing. Tops, jumpers even lightweight coats! So if you have a much loved but bedraggled fave, why not let our Clothing Hospital rejouvinate it and make it splendid again. Please send us an enquiry.

Also available in this range are Hag, Crone, Mutton (with or without accompanying Lamb), Harridan, Invisible, Battle Axe, Frump, Chopped Liver, Witch, Bag, Biddy, Fish Wife, Batty, Trout, Shrew and Cantankerous.

made from:

Beautiful hand cut vinyl flock onto 100% cotton t ahirts.


Available in UK sizes Small to Extra Extra Large.

Twisted Twee was created in 2003 by Suzi Warren and Georg Thesmann as an outlet for their particular mergence of wit and practical lunacy. We work with a fierce and funny team of friends in a garden chalet in Camden to ship thoughtful and well crafted silliness to all the corners of the earth. For details of our rickety old journey please follow this link to our home page:

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