A no-nonsense birthday card with zero sugar-coating. Perfect for mates who can take a joke (and dish it back).
Featuring a stern cartoon boss pointing directly at the recipient with the bold message “YOU’RE OLD”, this card is ideal for milestone birthdays or anyone who needs reminding they’re not 25 anymore. It’s cheeky, clean, and bound to get a laugh. Printed on premium textured card, blank inside or with your message.
Variations
Choose a blank interior or have your message printed inside. You can personalise the front wording too — just leave your request at checkout. Great for friends, siblings, partners or colleagues who appreciate brutal honesty wrapped in quality paper. Browse our full range of funny and blunt birthday cards for more roasting options.
Made from
• 300gsm Old Mill Bianco card – FSC-certified with a light texture • Recycled kraft envelope (155 x 155mm, diamond flap) • Blank inside or printed with your personalised message • Delivered in a board-backed envelope for protection • Designed and printed in the UK • All card and packaging materials are recyclable Returns: Non-personalised cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Personalised items are non-returnable unless faulty.
Dimensions
• Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm • Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm • Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1527819
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