A cheeky birthday card inspired by that song. A full checklist of everything you won’t do — set to a familiar retro crooner.
This funny birthday card pays tribute to one of the most enduring memes of all time. Featuring a cartoon-style 80s singer and the full “Never Gonna” checklist, it’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for friends, partners, siblings — or anyone with a sense of humour and an internet connection. Designed to look bold, bright and nostalgic, it’s a brilliant choice for meme lovers, music fans or those who enjoy a good surprise. Leave it blank inside or personalise with a message.
Variations
• Send to Me You’ll receive the card blank inside with a kraft envelope, ready for you to handwrite your message (or even sneak in a lyric or two).
• Send Direct Add your message and we’ll print it inside and post the card directly to the lucky recipient — ideal for last-minute laughs.
Made from
• 300gsm Old Mill Bianco card (uncoated, lightly textured, FSC-certified) • 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope (diamond flap) • Blank inside unless message is added • Packaged in a board-backed envelope • All materials FSC-certified and recyclable
Returns: Non-personalised cards returnable within 14 days. Personalised items are non-returnable unless faulty.
Dimensions
• Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm • Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm • Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1528144
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