A brutally accurate birthday card for anyone entering their overshare era — where Facebook is therapy and no filter is the default.
This card captures the moment we all fear: when your birthday means you've officially crossed into the "accidentally public post" phase of life. Designed like a familiar Facebook status box, it features a very personal health overshare — because boundaries are apparently optional after 40. Ideal for friends, siblings, or partners with a healthy sense of humour and zero digital self-awareness. Leave it blank or personalise with a message that’s hopefully a little more private.
Variations
• Send to Me We’ll print the card as shown, leave the inside blank, and include a kraft envelope — ready for your handwritten message or emoji-only roast.
• Send Direct Add your own message and we’ll print it inside, seal it, and post it straight to your favourite oversharer. No tech support included.
Made from
• 300gsm Old Mill Bianco card (uncoated, lightly textured, FSC-certified) • 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope (diamond flap) • Blank inside unless message is added • Packaged in a board-backed envelope • All materials FSC-certified and recyclable
Returns: Non-personalised cards returnable within 14 days. Personalised items are non-returnable unless faulty.
Dimensions
• Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm • Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm • Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1528172
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