A hilariously blunt birthday card quoting a viral insult. Ideal for fans of dark humour, sarcasm and iconic meme moments. Bold, rude and brilliantly unexpected.
Perfect for that one friend who thrives on brutal banter, this card features a famously savage quote delivered with deadpan flair. Whether they’re turning 30 or 60, it’s a brilliantly inappropriate way to show you care. Inspired by internet culture and delivered with unapologetic energy, this is a birthday card they won’t forget.
Variations
Choose how you’d like your card delivered: • Send to Me – Card comes blank inside with a kraft envelope, ready for you to sign and send. • Send Direct – We’ll print your message inside and send it straight to your recipient. Just pop their address and your wording in at checkout.
Ideal for milestone birthdays or anyone with a dark sense of humour. Looking for something just as funny but a little less savage? Explore more in our Birthday Card Collection.
Made from
Printed on 300gsm Old Mill Bianco card – a lightly textured, uncoated FSC-certified stock with a premium feel. Each card comes with a 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope with a diamond flap, and is packaged in a board-backed envelope for protection. Blank inside as standard, or add your own message for direct sending. All card materials are recyclable and sourced from FSC-certified suppliers. Returns: Non-personalised cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Personalised items are non-returnable unless faulty.
Dimensions
Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1527941
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