For the birthday person who isn’t big on fuss. This dry-humour card is ideal for friends or siblings with a sarcastic streak.
Inspired by the famously unimpressed “Apparently” kid, this birthday card delivers the perfect deadpan vibe. Great for introverts, reluctant celebrators, or anyone who prefers their humour dry. The softly textured card and bold illustration make it a high-quality, light-hearted option for a memorable birthday greeting.
Variations
Choose between a blank interior or add your own personalised message inside the card. Each design is printed on premium FSC-certified card and paired with a recycled kraft envelope. Ideal for birthdays of all kinds — especially for teens, colleagues, or anyone who’d rather stay in bed than celebrate. Browse our full range of funny and meme-style birthday cards for more quirky options.
Made from
• Printed on 300gsm Fedrigoni Old Mill Bianco card – off-white with a subtle texture • Supplied with a 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope • Blank inside or personalised with your own message • Board-backed packaging to protect in transit • Designed and printed in the UK • All card stock and packaging is FSC-certified and recyclable Returns: Non-personalised cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Personalised items are non-returnable unless faulty.
Dimensions
• Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm (square) • Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm • Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1527555
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