You're So Hot Card

Girls, it's not cold. You might be wearing three jumpers, two pairs of leggings and a scarf, but honestly, the thermostat says 23 degrees - that's warm.

Anyone would think the average UK woman grew up on Mercury, used to temperatures of 427 degrees. How can you be cold, next to the radiator in a slanket and fleece onesie?

Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 325gsm thick card, the design features the wording You're So Hot, with a choice of two cheeky messages underneath - we don't need the heating on all the bloody/fucking time. A great card to go with your anniversary gifts for her.

This funny Valentines card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope.

Valentines Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to try to cut out plastic card wrappers - we have a few pre-packed cards to get through, but our aim is to no longer send out any cards with a cellophane wrapper. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

An original design by Paper Plane.

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