Binary 'I Like Your Bits' Rude Valentines Card

by Newton and the Apple

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12 customer reviews(12)

    • made in britain
    • eco-friendly

    Funny Valentines or Anniversary card with secret computer geek binary message. Three options with humorous rude jokes about liking bits or being your only one.

    We've used ASCII code to create these secret message binary cards, each with their own decoder key on the back. There are three messages to choose from for the front of the card:

    'I like your bits', 'You are my only one' and, for those of you not into binary jokes, 'Hello I love you' (who doesn't like binary humour?!).

    We have lots more personalised and funny valentines cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

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    Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

    Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


    Dimensions of the folded valentines card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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