Declare Dad the undisputed King of the Castle this Father's Day with this fun and enchanting Mini Sandcastle Kit In A Matchbox.
The Pet Matchstick Insect is your perfect funny desk buddy: emotionally available, effortlessly low-maintenance, and expertly bred for stillness.
Each pet arrives housed in a large matchbox, fully ventilated for comfort. Slide back the lid to see your new companion carefully wrapped with the label: LIVE CARGO. HANDLE WITH LOVE. There is also a habitat of mulberry paper leaves, ideal for nesting, blending in, or simply staying very, very still.
Alongside your insect, you’ll discover the Care & Training of Your Matchstick Insect manual - an essential guide filled with entirely unnecessary, yet hilarious, advice for raising your pet.
Also included is a jute string lead for short, contemplative walks, and a DIY paper exercise wheel should your Matchstick Insect ever feel the need for movement. As everyone knows, a well exercised matchstick insect is a happy insect.
It makes an ideal funny gift for the person who has everything, including absolutely no time for responsibility. Also perfect as a quirky Father's Day gift, a hilarious Secret Santa present, or a retro collectible for your office desk.
Adopt responsibly. Marvling Bros accepts no liability for bonding too deeply with a stick.
