Happy Birthday 'Complete Control Of Tv' Voucher

The perfect birthday card for someone who wants GUARANTEED, COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE TV - EVEN IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT!

Given the times we are living in we can send this card out for you - this will save you going to the post office to buy stamps - complete with a hand written message inside.

Writing a message inside the card for you will take us more time, hence the extra charge, but we hope this is seen as worth it and a service to you.

So just complete the required sections when ordering and we will do the rest.

Card reads: "Happy Birthday - Voucher entitles bearer to one night of TOTAL REMOTE CONTROL. Coupon valid for 24 hours only. Bearer entitled to prime spot on sofa for duration of offer. Beer and crisps not included. Voucher is non-transferable and offer only available once a year".