A funny velvet vanilla retirement candle, perfect for celebrating escaping work life and finally saying goodbye to the daily chaos.
Celebrate the sweet freedom of retirement with this “Smells Like the Calming Scent of Escaping the Shit Show” candle, the ultimate send off for someone leaving it all behind. Perfect for colleagues, friends or anyone ready to wave goodbye to work life, this candle makes a hilarious and memorable retirement gift. Ideal for leaving parties, office gifts or a well-deserved treat after years of hard work.
Hand poured using soy wax in our Hertfordshire candle studio, it offers a clean long lasting burn that's perfect for relaxing, unwinding and enjoying a slower pace of life.
A great choice for anyone searching for funny retirement gifts, rude retirement presents, leaving work gifts or novelty candles for coworkers.
Our luxurious scented candles are made from soy wax. Handmade with love in our Hertfordshire studio.
CANDLE OPTIONS
• 20cl Candle: This is the 20cl candle. Approx 30 hours burn time. 8.3cm tall.
• 30cl Large Candle and Gift Box: This includes the 30cl candle plus candle gift box. Approx 45 hours burn time. 9.1cm tall.
About Us:
• All of our candles are hand poured in small batches in our Hertfordshire studio.
• We use high quality soy candle wax which is vegan friendly, it's also a great non-toxic wax alternative.
• We've been perfecting the art of candle making since 2019!
