Funny 70th Birthday Card 'Holy Shit You're 70!'

This funny (but super cheeky) 70th Birthday card is sure to put a smile on your friends and loved ones faces (or at least a slap on yours!). Its cheeky sentiment is the perfect choice for the 70 year old who doesn't take themselves too seriously...and great for reminding someone just how old they're getting!

Also available as 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 80th, 90th and100th birthday cards (please see other listings).

Stuck for time? We can send this card directly to the recipient for you. Simply select 'Yes' in the drop down menu and add a personal message.

Please note: If selecting this option, no pricing information or receipt will be included with your card. Your message will be handwritten exactly as it appears in the box so please ensure all spellings are correct (paying particular attention to the recipient's delivery address when checking out). The message is not printed, or written in calligraphy - it is simply handwritten by me in order to save you time. We are unable to delay posting for arrival on specific dates or guarantee delivery dates; the delivery time will be the same as if you were having the card delivered to yourself.