Product code
1262432
Product description
A little bit naughty a little bit true!
Find your true zodiac meaning , a fun gift for anyone special.
ARIES
Latin for “Wanna be dictator” - Ariens would be our planet’s evil overlords if they weren’t so goddamn drunk the whole time.
TAURUS
Latin for “Fucking hell who let them out” - Tareans must have some ‘good’ qualities... right? They have a creative side... if you consider finger painting creative
GEMINI
Latin for “Split Personality Disorder “ - Geminis are always black-out drunk and the life of the party. Graduation... sh*tfaced. Nephew’s 3rd Birthday or Great Nan’s funeral... you guessed it ... still sh*tfaced.
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CANCER
Latin for “Fuckin’ Crazy” - Cancerians are loving caring and sensitive and if you make friends with them well... god help you. They will stick to you like flys on shit for the rest of your life. Advice get a restraining order.
LEO
Latin for “Annoying as Fuck” - Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts... and its true. I’v seen one put a torch up their arse
VIRGO
Latin for “Oh God Why Are They Here” - Virgo’s are destined to take over the world one day... however they need to stop drinking for that to happen... So I think we are all safe.
LIBRA
Latin for “ The lights are on but nobody's home” - Annoyingly Librans seem to do well in everything. However Librans could make a tree sloth look like a workaholic.
SCORPIO
Latin for “Sarcastic Arsehole” - Scorpios are clever, rebellious, stubborn, witty, sarcastic, independent and most definitely suffers from a form of insanity… so basically they’re complete dicks with a sting in their tails.
SAGITTARIUS
Latin for “Permanently in a Life Crisis” - Sags are hands-down the funniest sign in the zodiac… I mean just look at their face.
CAPRICORN
Latin for “Absolute Drip” - Capricorns are destined to be the most crazy people you’ve ever met in your life. Should have been sectioned years ago.
AQUARIUS
Latin for “Fucking Nuts” - Some people would describe them as ‘unorthodox’ but what they really mean is ‘mentally deranged’ or ‘completely unhinged’
Made from
Glass
Wax
Dimensions
Burning time: 20 hr small
Burning time: 40 hr medium
At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable plant-based wax.
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