Joke 'Persian Emissary' Personalised Birthday Card

by Chocolate Submarine



  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly
  • exclusive
  • can be personalised

Send this super personalised birthday card, written in the style of an ancient Persian emissary - and make someone giggle!

Do you want your birthday card to stand out amongst the rest? Then this birthday card is for you. It's a birthday card with a big ego and it's not shy about telling the other birthday cards who's king!

This is a great quality, witty birthday card, that's very different and unique. This birthday card is super and it knows it! Salaam!

P.S. ... Oh... and if you or the birthday-card-opener likes poems, this birthday card will impress. It's a spoof of the poem 'Ozymandias' by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Personalise this birthday card with your own forename (not the recipient's name). It will read: 'I am an emissary of -YOUR NAME- the magnificent!'

Birthday card is posted 1st class.

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This joke personalised birthday card is laser printed onto a great-feeling, light cream card, that's nice and thick (285 gsm). The paper has a flecked finish called 'biscuit', which gives an interesting effect of tiny fibres. And if you're eco-friendly, you'll be pleased to hear the card is 80% recycled (EU origin).


It's a nice, big birthday card, that will fit a standard postage stamp. Birthday card size: A5. Birthday card dimensions: (21h x 14.8w cms).

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