Pat Butcher Quote Card – “You’re A Cow, A Gossip, And A Slapper” – Cow Print A5 / Funny Card Cow Print British Pop Culture Gift / Handmade Kitsch British Soap Icon Gift / Pat Butcher Insult Card

Channel your inner Pat Butcher with this iconic EastEnders quote:“You’re a cow, a gossip, and a slapper.”

This A5 card features a striking black and white cow print background with a pop of purple for added drama. Designed in South London, it’s perfect for fans who love a laugh, soap superfans, or mates who’ll appreciate a cheeky throwback.

✨ Details:

• A5 size (148 x 210mm)

• Cow print in black, white & purple accents

• Blank inside for your own message

• Printed on high-quality card stock

• Includes a plain white envelope

Ideal as a birthday card, just-because card, or even a framed keepsake for EastEnders lovers.

Handmade, funny and totally unique.