Funny Christmas 'Obnoxious Chocs'

by Bagstock & Bumble


    • made in britain
    • gift wrapping available

    Our delicious box of hand made milk chocolates, with just a touch of sarcasm, makes a great funny chocolate Christmas gift for any secret scrooge.

    If you're looking for a funny christmas present for someone who struggles with enforced festive jollity then our unique hand made chocolates are definitely for you.

    Delight the recipient with some cheeky wit and a delicious helping of Belgian milk chocolate to boot.

    Each box contains 8 chunky chocolate hearts with each bearing one of the following cheeky slogans: At least there's booze; Not again; Bah Humbug; Keep the receipts; Wake me when its over; Stuff This; Merry Kissmyass; and Ho, ho, no.

    These chocolates are made with the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate and the details on each of the chocolates is added using white coloured cocoa butter.

    Your chocolates will arrive carefully packed into a lovely kraft gift box, stamped with an 'Obnoxious Chocs' motif.

    We can add a gift tag, greetings card and/or gift wrap to your purchase. Please take a look at the photographs to see the options that we offer and choose from the appropriate boxes when placing your order. Remember to send us a note with a personal message if you would like us to hand write it onto the tag or card.

    made from:

    All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fairtrade Belgian chocolate.

    Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

    Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

    Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

    Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour. Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

    Coloured cocoa butter: cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* * May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children


    Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximatey 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

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