Funny 70th Birthday Card For Women In Denial

by The Typecast Gallery



  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly
  • can be personalised

A Funny 70th milestone birthday card for women who’ve reached the 'BIG 70' and would rather forget.

This unique Special age 70th birthday card is a charming way to wish her a happy birthday and celebrate (or commiserate) reaching ‘70’ with big birthday love. Just remember she’s 69 until further notice!

This funny card for women of seventy can be personalised and sent direct to a recipient. It’s a fabulous card for a female friend, mum, granny, sister, wife, auntie or cousin, perfect if you…'never trust a woman who tells her real age'.

This design-led card has vintage style illustration and retro charm, but vibrant colour and contemporary typography give this card a modern edge.

This 70th birthday card forms part of our unique ‘Age range for women and men’. Other milestone birthdays in the range include, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th and 80th. A splendid way to celebrate each special age birthday! Please visit our storefront to see our complete collection.

The card is blank inside, but you can now choose to personalise it and send direct to the recipient with your own message, beautifully handwritten inside. Perfect if you live overseas, or you're just in a hurry!

We can send it in it's Fleck Kraft envelope (without any paperwork) directly to the recipient at the delivery address supplied. Alternatively, we can post the personalised card in a card backed envelope to you at your requested delivery address.

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This card is beautifully printed in the UK on to luxurious 300gsm textured card. It has a brown Fleck Kraft envelope and is supplied cello wrapped.


The card measures 122 x 167mm

The envelope measures 125 x 175mm and is suitable for letter post.

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