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Every Time You Light This Candle A Dickhead Disappears

by Lollyrocket Candle Co
(169)

£10


If only this was true!!! Who would you like to disappear?? ... See if you can conjure up a little magic with our scented Soy candle

Total

£10

UK delivery only

Product description

If only this was true!!! Who would you like to disappear?? ... See if you can conjure up a little magic with our scented Soy candle

Ours is the ORIGINAL version of this hilarious candle

Variations

If you like a naughty candle, then take a look at the rest of our sweary range, we hope they make you chuckle!

Our range of candles are perfect for gifting for many occasions, choose from our extensive selection for the one that delivers the perfect sentiment to create a unique and thoughtful present.

When sending your candle direct to the recipient, you have the option to add a sweet gift or custom gift note to your order with a personal message in your own words.

Your candle and any extras will be carefully handmade and packaged by us before being sent on its way.

Overview

  • Made in Britain
  • Gift wrapping available

Dimensions

CLEAR JAR WITH APPROX 40HRS BURN TIME

HEIGHT 8.5CM ~ DIAMETER 6.5CM

Candle & Gift Dimensions

Candle: 80mm x 65mm with a burn time of approximately 40 hours

Keepsake trinkets in box: 45mm x 34mm x 20mm

Cloud Trinket Dish: 127mm x 72mm

Hanging Rainbow: 80mm x 70mm

Hanging hearts: 90mm x 105mm

The cork topped glass jar filled with natural dried flowers measures 10.5cm x 3.5cm (please note that the flowers shown in the photographs are examples of the style you can expect to receive)

Made from

Choose from these gorgeous little extra's to send along with your candle:

Boxed Keepsake Trinkets:

Bear 'Big bear hug'

Angel 'little guardian angel'

Star (friend) 'friends are like stars, you don't have to see them to know they are there'

Heart with Paw Indent 'best friends leave paw prints on our hearts'

Elephant 'remember you are loved'

Bunny ‘every bunny needs some bunny’

Hippo 'sending you huge hippo hugs’

Bee 'I will always bee there for you'

Whale ‘whaley love you’

Flower ‘thinking of you’

House1 ‘Wishing you every happiness in your new home’

House2 ‘Home is where loves resides, memories are created, friends belong and laughter never ends’

House3 ‘May your troubles be less, your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door’

Star (birthday) ‘Happy Birthday’

Special Teacher Star 'Thanks teacher for helping me shine'

Teacher Apple 'Thank you teacher'

Each of the little keepsake gifts comes enclosed in their own tiny box with a lovely verse that perfectly complements the little gift inside.

Hanging porcelain gifts:

Strength Heart ‘You have the strength, courage & determination to overcome anything’

Dried Flower Cork Topped Bottle: Beautifully filled with natural dried flowers.

You may choose from the following fragrance options for your candle:

Coconut Milk & Sea Salt: Fresh Salt Water, Coconut & Soft Florals

Top Notes – Warm sweet coconut

Middle Notes – Salt Water

Bottom Notes – Soft Sea Kale & Thrift

Linen & Driftwood:

Fresh, ocean, salt water, rich amber, soft driftwood, warm vanilla, florals, bergamot, neroli

Top Notes – Salt water, Driftwood

Middle notes – Rich Amber, Warm vanilla

Base notes – Orange blossom, Bergamot

Mimosa Flower & Mandarin: Mimosa, mandarin, tangerine, mixed berries, plum, fresh & fruity

Top notes – Mandarin, Mimosa

Middle notes- Tangerine

Bottom notes – Mixed berries, Plum

Pink Peonies & Blush Suede: Peony, blush suede, floral, musky, red apple, gillyflower, rose

Top notes – Peony, Jasmine

Middle notes – Blush suede, Rose

Base notes – Red apple, Gillyflower

Each of our beautifully scented candles are hand poured by us in small batches right here in our Northamptonshire studio using the finest fragrance oils and natural soy wax.

We have been making our candles this way since 2009 and are proud that we are able to provide this personal touch to each and every one of your orders.

Product code

1108404


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Overall product rating

4.9 out of 5

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Delivery info

>> DELIVERY INFORMATION <<

Please note, we are a 2 person team hand making each order and so delivery dates include time for making & processing orders before dispatch.

Standard delivery is via Royal Mail 2nd Class service - if there are no unforeseen delays in transit, then orders are usually delivered within 2-3 working days AFTER YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN DISPATCHED. Please note that this is not a guaranteed date service & delivery estimates are based on the current information we have from Royal Mail.

If your order is time critical & you require a faster delivery, you have the option to upgrade to the ‘Express’ service – Delivery is 1 working day AFTER YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN DISPATCHED.

Delivery cost is per order, not per item & STANDARD delivery is free if your Lollyrocket Candle Co order value is over £30

If your parcel is returned to us due to no-one being available to take receipt of it, then you will be required to cover the cost of a re-delivery.

When we dispatch your order, you will receive confirmation containing a tracking link with a unique code for your parcel.

Returns

You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Please note: goods that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.

Read more about our returns policy.