'If I Had To Hide A Body…' Birthday Card

by Hole in my Pocket

2 customer reviews(2)


  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly

We all have that special person who is our first call when things are going down. A tongue in cheek card for birthday wishes.

Bold, bright and colourful our 3D text cards capture simple message in a fun and punchy way.

We've all got that special someone, the person we rely on, the person we would turn to when the going gets tough. Let that person know how much you think of them.

Stand out on the mantlepiece with this strong and funny card.

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Designed and made in the British Isles

This is a thick 16pt, FSC credited paper stock. With a light satin coating on the outside, the inside is left uncoated, making it easier for you to write your own message.

Each card is individually scored, ensuring a clean fold and comes with a simple 100% recycled brown envelope.


15.5 x 11cm

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