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A brilliantly funny 50th birthday card like no other.
This makes a great birthday card for Mum or for a friend who loves a cuppa!
Penned by Steven Corbett with his usual sharp humour this card makes some brilliant observations about getting older!
Cleverly written and hilarious to read this is the card for anyone reaching "middle" age!
10 things not to do because you’re 50
1. Do not start acting your age.
2. Do not start dressing in beige.
3. Do not partake of comfortable or relaxed sizing Elasticated waists or chair based exercising.
4. Do not start thinking the Daily Mail quite informative. That one day you might vote Conservative.
5. Do not start telling people younger than you How much better the music was in the 80s and 90s.
6. Do not get a Harley or a jet ski, or anything that says please, please look at me.
7. Do not succumb to a facelift or a neck tattoo.
8. Do not stop dancing. 9. Do not stop kicking arse and seizing every day.
10. Do not forget to have a great, big, beautiful, BIRTHDAY!
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Printed onto bright, high quality card and supplied with a brown kraft envelope.
The verse reads:
10 things not to do because you’re 50
1. Do not start acting your age.
2. Do not start dressing in beige.
3. Do not partake of comfortable or relaxed sizing
Elasticated waists or chair based exercising.
4. Do not start thinking the Daily Mail quite informative.
That one day you might vote Conservative.
5. Do not start telling people younger than you
How much better the music was in the 80s and 90s.
6. Do not get a Harley or a jet ski,
or anything that says please, please look at me.
7. Do not succumb to a facelift or a neck tattoo.
8. Do not stop dancing.
9. Do not stop kicking arse and seizing every day.
10. Do not forget to have a great, big, beautiful, BIRTHDAY!
dimensions:
A6 in size.
product code:
823697
