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Our scrumptious boxes of hand made chocolates with a tongue-in-cheek kick in the teeth are a great funny Valentine's gift.
If you're looking for a cheeky gift for boyfriends or girlfriends then consider these beautifully presented, entirely hand crafted and fairly traded box of solid Belgian chocolate 'Obnoxious Chocs'.
What more perfect way to celebrate your union than with some yummy chocolate odes to why they're not perfect but... you know... they'll do.
The box contains eight heart shaped chocolates, each of which bears one of the following cheeky messages... Adequate, A solid 6.5, You'll do, I've had worse, That ass though, Not too shabby, I tolerate you and You had me at I'll pay.
Your chocolates will arrive securely presented in a high quality kraft gift box stamped with an Obnoxious Chocs motif.
If you would like us to add a tag and/or card please take a look at the pictures of what we offer and choose the appropriate options when you place your order. We can also gift wrap your purchase for you if you'd like it to arrive looking extra special.
All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.
Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.
Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441
Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children
Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximatey 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.