Funny marble effect birthday card that reads “Merry birthday you beautiful bastard!”. A cheeky birthday card for friends, partners or colleagues.
Say happy birthday with a compliment that’s slightly rude, very funny, and strangely affectionate. This marble effect birthday card reads “Merry birthday you beautiful bastard!”, making it the perfect choice for the person in your life who appreciates banter over anything overly sentimental. It’s bold, cheeky and guaranteed to get a laugh, especially if your relationship is built on roasting each other with love.
Ideal as a funny birthday card for best friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, partners, colleagues and anyone else who is a bit bloody gorgeous, it’s a great way to soften the “another year older” moment with a grin.
Stuck for time? We can send this card directly to the recipient for you. Simply select 'Yes' in the drop down menu and add a personal message.
Please note: If selecting this option, no pricing information or receipt will be included with your card. Your message will be handwritten exactly as it appears in the box so please ensure all spellings are correct (paying particular attention to the recipient's delivery address when checking out). The message is not printed, or written in calligraphy - it is simply handwritten by me in order to save you time. We are unable to delay posting for arrival on specific dates or guarantee delivery dates; the delivery time will be the same as if you were having the card delivered to yourself.
