A no-nonsense birthday card inspired by deadpan office humour. Perfect for fans of awkward silences, blank stares and painfully literal party planning.
Know someone who hates fuss? This hilariously dry birthday card says it all, without saying too much. With a blank expression and a famously flat delivery, it’s ideal for colleagues, mates or anyone who finds party banners a bit much. Great for fans of understated humour and cult workplace sitcoms.
Variations
• Send to Me – Your card will arrive blank inside, with a recycled kraft envelope for you to add your own message (or not). • Send Direct – Add your personalised message and we’ll print it inside and post it straight to the birthday person. Ideal for last-minute laughs.
Made from
300gsm Old Mill Bianco card (uncoated, lightly textured, FSC-certified) 155 x 155mm recycled kraft envelope (diamond flap) Blank inside unless message is added Packaged in board-backed envelope All materials FSC-certified and recyclable
Dimensions
Card: 14.8 x 14.8 cm Envelope: 15.5 x 15.5 cm Card weight: 300gsm
Product code
1528146
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