Favourite Relative Greetings Card

Relatives love cards. Escpecially old relatives, they really love them.The only thing they love more is being told that other relatives are not as nice as them. That is why when we were children, they filled us full of sweets and fizzy pop, even though our parents had clearly told them that our Attention Deficit Disorder was exacerbated by sugar and bubbles. So what. Did we love them more. Hell yes. So repay the favour and tell them how much more you love them than the other ones, who absolutely smell of wee by the way.