Big mouth. Big nose. Big personality.
And finally - a home for those AWOL glasses and that phone that never leaves his hand.
This handmade face is part desk tidy, part daily reminder, and part glasses guardian - all with a big grin and even bigger charm.
Sculpted by hand from solid concrete and set on a beautifully finished wooden base (choose from light birch or dark oak), it holds onto your specs, props up your phone (yes, the mouth is the slot - and yes, it definitely looks like a tongue), and brings a little bit of organised chaos to wherever it sits.
Every piece is one of a kind, and can be finished with a laser-engraved message of your choice - heartfelt, hilarious, or just plain daft:
“Your glasses called — they miss you.”
“Insert phone. Regain life.”
“Dad, they’re on your nose.”
“Eyes up. Screen down.”
“A tidy desk is a tidy mind. Allegedly.”
“This looked like you. Sorry.”
A wonderfully weird, oddly useful gift for dads, phone addicts, desk dwellers, or anyone who loves a bit of character with their clutter control.
Handmade with care — and a lot of personality.
Start by choosing your wood finish – light birch for a clean, minimal look, or dark oak for a richer, moodier feel.
Then, personalise the solid beechwood base with a name, followed by a short message of your choice. Both will be laser-engraved into the waxed wood, giving your glasses holder even more character (and possibly a bit of sass).
Whether it’s a gentle nudge, a private joke, or something completely daft – your custom text turns this quirky piece into a one-of-a-kind gift.
