Funny Boston Terrier dog card.
The distressed typewriter-style text says, "A heart-warming mixture of bonkers, high-energy playmate, and cuddly couch potato. The boston terrier is a bum-wiggling, bug-eyed bundle of joy. But don't be fooled by the small stature. This mischievous little dog can unleash a fart that will render you unconscious from 20 feet away."
This card is blank on the inside.
Comes with a kraft envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.