Funny Border Collie dog card.
The distressed typewriter-style text says, "Highly intelligent and bursting with energy, a border collie is the professional athlete of the dog world and is born to run. Loves to chase a thrown stick or ball. Endlessly. Until your arms fall off."
This card is blank on the inside.
Comes with a kraft envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.