Christmas Formula For Dinner Card Packs

by Newton and the Apple

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  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly

Greeting card showing the Christmas formula for the absolute size of our stomachs, because we all get a bit piggy. Single cards or packs available.

Our stomachs are generally pushed to their limits at Christmas so this formula shows the absolute size based on our food consumption at Christmas.

The formula says... The absolute size of stomach is roughly equal to three turkeys, plus gravy over root veg, sum drinks, plus infinite chocolates.

The formula is explained on the reverse of the card.

Our range of Christmas cards come as singles or in packs of three or five identical cards.

We have more science-themed Christmas greeting cards available in the Newton and the Apple shop.

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These designs are printed in the UK on premium matt 350 GSM luxury card. The inside of the greeting card is left blank for you to write your own message.


Christmas card measures 10.5 x 15 cm when folded.

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