Hot Sex Session Voucher, Valentine's Day Card

But make sure they read the small print...

This card can be purchased exactly as you see it on the photograph, or for a further fee personalised at the top saying something like ''HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EMILY" or "TO OLIVER, MY PERFECT VALENTINE". Just choose the drop down bars opposite to tell us what you want.

Any queries then please don't hesitate to get in touch.

We can write a handwritten message inside the card and post it for you - this will save you going to the post office to buy stamps.

Writing a message inside the card for you will take us more time, hence the extra charge, but we hope this is seen as worth it and a service to you.

So just complete the required sections when ordering and we will do the rest.

Blank inside for your own personal message.

Comes complete with a romantic coloured red envelope, both wrapped in a covering cello bag.

Please note that computer monitors can display colours differently and what you see on your screen may vary slightly from the card you receive.