Funny Labrador dog card.
The distressed typewriter-style text says, "The labrador likes to 'retrieve'. Anything. All of the time. Balls. Sticks. Your best shoes. Anything. But there's nothing you can do, one look into those hypnotic eyes and you will be lost forever."
This card is blank on the inside.
Comes with a kraft envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.