'My Messy Hair' Card

by Witty Hearts



A funny card perfect for those with unruly hair

This card reads 'My messy hair is a life style choice, please respect that.' This card is for the cool kids that laugh in the face of a hairbrush!

Blank inside for your message of affection.

I was once on my way to work and a woman looked at me with such pity, like she wanted to reach into her bag and lend me a brush. I was so annoyed by the time I got to work that my poor friend Jen took the brunt of my frustration, “I don’t need her sympathy Jen! It’s meant to look like this! I should have it written on my bag or something!!!” Jen made me a brew and hid behind her computer, but that night I came up with this phrase.

You can choose between a red or a brown kraft envelope.

There is also the option of sending direct to the recipient at an additional cost.

made from:

Made from recycled card, as I like to do my bit!

Your card will be sent in a no bend envelope to ensure it arrives in good condition.


This card is a6 size which is 148mm x 105mm/6.5 x 4.75

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