Personalised Funny New Baby Card For New Parents

by The New Witty



  • made in britain
  • can be personalised

This funny personalised A5 new baby card is perfect to customise for any new mummy or daddy and their new human!

This funny New Baby Card for New Parents is a unique way to list all the new names given to the new baby from 'sleep thief' to 'Mummy's reason for drinking cold tea'.

You have the option to personalise the "Mummy's reason for..." and "Daddy's reason for..." text on the card to whatever sentence you like as well as the new baby's name.

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a white gummed envelope.

Please provide your personalisation request EXACTLY how you would like to be printed on the card (including all spelling and punctuation). Please note that the size of text may be altered depending on the personalisation you need.

Please provide the name of the new baby to appear at the bottom of the card. E.g. Francesca Emilia Smithson or Baby Jones or Oliver Mercer-Shaw.

The text in gold on the card can be completely personalised as 2 separate sentences. Please enter the sentence you would like for each. If you would like the sentence to be the same as the card in the photo, then simply write this in the text box.

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All of our A5 cards are printed in house on vibrant white 300gsm card that we have tried and tested for superb quality and a wonderful soft satin finish to the outside. Cards will arrive with a white gummed envelope to fit A5, sealed in a protective cellophane bag and posted in a hard backed sturdy envelope.

Here at The New Witty all our products are designed and hand packed from our base in Derbyshire.

Copyright © The New Witty 2018. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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